Why couples don’t have sex (2)
Friday, November 9th, 2007And here’s the woman’s reply… she’s more honest than Kelly really..
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
"I think you have things a little
confused. Here are the reasons you
didn’t get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried
to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn’t come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got
in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to
play golf
2 times you were in a fight and
someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose
was running
2 times you had a splinter in your
finger
20 times you lost the motion after
thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while
reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because
you missed and were screwing the
sheets.
I wasn’t talking about the crack in
the ceiling, what I said was, "Would
you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
Haha.. how truthful is that… aww.. the truth hurts.. try harder next time men..
